Funny, if you are a web developer, I guess

"our extensive research has shown that failure in relationships is directly proportional to the number of Alt codes one has memorized"

~Author Unknown

[How bad is it if I only know three? Well, maybe four.]

"I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking 'What the hell is this guy doing?'"

"I went on a 30-day diet, and lost 30 days"

"How can you think you matter when your URL has a tilde in it?"

"leave the advanced tab alone - if you were advanced you'd know how to use it"

"i should just make web sites, then i can make lots of money and not have to work too hard."

"this site best viewed if you come over to my office and look at it on my state-of-the-art graphics terminal"

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." -Rita Mae Brown

"Using Navigator? Or a modem? Are you in a school or a library? We don't want your business. Go hunt rats for food. Damn cavemen."